"what? it was a kiss."

(Source: tsukeis)

hyperbolic-rhyme-chamber:

monsterpeanut:

doodlesanddiscord:

illogicalrabbit:

catbountry:

fowlie:

yangrambles:

raybucho:

Turning money into suffering…
Yeeeeeeeeessssssss

A lifetime of touching myself.

1 thing: regretting things. 

1 thing: pussy, money weed.

70 years of being a Bo$$

Given Name: “Well, it’s dying inside.”
New Chosen Name: “70 years of doin whatever the fuck I want”
I chose well.

Well, it’s touching myself.HAHAHAHAHAhaahaa..aha.

Turning money into $$$$$$$$$$$$$$


70 years of getting drunk

hyperbolic-rhyme-chamber:

monsterpeanut:

doodlesanddiscord:

illogicalrabbit:

catbountry:

fowlie:

yangrambles:

raybucho:

Turning money into suffering…

Yeeeeeeeeessssssss

A lifetime of touching myself.

1 thing: regretting things. 

1 thing: pussy, money weed.

70 years of being a Bo$$

Given Name: “Well, it’s dying inside.”

New Chosen Name: “70 years of doin whatever the fuck I want”

I chose well.

Well, it’s touching myself.
HAHAHAHAHAhaahaa..aha.

Turning money into $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

70 years of getting drunk

(Source: harryfloorcorn)

walkingwithdragons:

Christians call The Bible “the greatest story ever told” almost as if they’ve never heard John Mulaney’s Salt and Pepper Diner

rnaribelle:

rnaribelle:

i almost fucking choked to death reading this

#'officer i realize i just ran three red lights at 100mph but MY TYRANITAR WILL NOT BE DEFEATED'

rnaribelle:

rnaribelle:

i almost fucking choked to death reading this

#'officer i realize i just ran three red lights at 100mph but MY TYRANITAR WILL NOT BE DEFEATED'

(Source: lorulecastle)

laughcentre:

omg i love these so much

flowury:

u ever hear someone’s opinion and feel like you need to lie down

jicheshire:

jicheshire:

Would anyone be interested in commissions done like that painting i just did?

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They would probably be in the 30-40 USD range?

Ok so we’re gonna be a little short for bills unless I get some commissions by saturday (8/2/14) so please hit me up about this or my normal commissions. maybe spread the word

fagbarbie:

*doesn’t have internet access for a week*

image

onthesideoftheotters:

bodysexgender:

vexednature:

tuxedoandex:

modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

but a man looking for a certain thing in girls? misogyny right? guys can’t be like “I look for girls who wear glasses and are thin and like to talk” nope that’s misogyny and it’s horrible. “equality”

oh my god did you even bother reading the post 

"not ALL dogs"

m’owner