i saw this in the dmmd tag and couldn’t resist translating asdkldaklsdg (mostly b/c page 2)
Disclaimer: Not all parts are translated literally. I had to take liberties with some sentences/expressions to fit the speech bubble or flow while keeping context (*ex. Aoba’s “oops” is something more like “unintentionally” or something). Unproofread, so all mistakes are mine.
Note: the fap fap fap sfx in pg 2: if you can’t see it properly, Koujaku’s stroking Aoba’s hair like it was a dick LOL
this kid is going places
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars :~)
Imagine your icon making hentai sound effects.
dO YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE YOUR PHONE GO OFF DURING CLASS WITH EVERYBODY LISTENIN G AS KAWORU SAYS HE WAS BORN TO MEET [SOULJABOY VOICE] YOOOUUUUUUUU BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL DO
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?