I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”
(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)
i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim
i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen
that’s a good question
struck by a thunder oh my god
HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK
i don’t even need to say anything else
Based on this
Did someone do this already? Please if someone did, tell me so I don’t embarrass myself even more orz
Have you guys seen the Supernormal tie-in one-shots for Paranatural?
Because they’re great.
you are a perfect person to have this in one post
REASONS WHY YOU NEED TO READ PARANATURAL
“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”
At first I didn’t understand why there weren’t any comments on this, but by the end of the video I kind of understood.
haha oh man this was actually really adorable, i laughed
I don’t think I have laughed harder in my life.
WANNA KNOW WHAT THE F STANDS FOR
im laughing so hard jesus christ
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
“DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS!!”
Reverse Gender Stereotypes at the Gym
this is the best thing i have ever seen.