thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey

(Source: iraffiruse)

thefoodsoftheworldlady:

psyducked:

seagulls on laxatives

a literal shitstorm

narryster:

Somebody just sent me this IM LAUGHING SO HARD

imaginetheending:

oraculardream:

tazzes:

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

jesslaughingalonewithnewleaf:

PLEASE WATCH THIS AMV

I DON”T CARE IF YOU DONT” LIKE FREE OR ATTACK ON TITAN IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS ENTIRE THING YOU ARE MISSING OUT

get this on tumblr radar

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER SCENE MY LIFE WAS AN EMPTY SHELL BEFORE IT

How did attack on titan have anything to do…what?!

So the song completely changes in meaning near the end.

the-rogue-of-imagination:

bibliophilefiles:

bibliophilefiles:

Please watch this. Please. It’s important.

I am not kidding.

They’re not kidding

Artist:
Track:

asiandomination7:

doggies-eating-doggies:

twistic:

cancune:

radiogrimshaw:

image

OH LORD

nothing is sacred on tumblr

actually the first time i saw the text post thats exactly how i read it in my mind

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

(Source: michaelgclifford)

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

#the poison for kuzco kuzcos poison 

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

talizorah-vas-rannoch:

this will always be my favorite interaction from okcupid

#the poison for kuzco kuzcos poison 

(Source: thewomanfromitaly)

We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own.
—my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via iamnamelessgem)

(Source: disjunct)

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’