rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

rock-bomber:

Weelee!

Weelee…

Weelee…..

WEELEE

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

coelasquid:

midnaeverafter:

rabioheab:

i don’t know what yiff or yaoi or shota is but they all sound like things a surprised cowboy would exclaim

#well yiff my shota and call me a yaoi

chexster:

nogoodturkey:

i have spent way too much time lurking through the scarier parts of the internet and i’ve discovered a horrible website with the funniest descriptions of sex toys that i have ever seen

that’s a good question

struck by a thunder oh my god

HOW DOES THIS EVEN QUALIFY AS A SEX TOY

um

well then

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WHAT THE FUCK

i don’t even need to say anything else

j

ojiisanholic:

Based on this
Did someone do this already? Please if someone did, tell me so I don’t embarrass myself even more orz

pokolo:

mmonger:

fus-ro-deuueaugh:

Have you guys seen the Supernormal tie-in one-shots for Paranatural?

Because they’re great.

you are a perfect person to have this in one post

REASONS WHY YOU NEED TO READ PARANATURAL

sodii:

marapedic:

mortimus-maximus:

bronzebasilisk:

excessunrated:

tyleroakley:

“What Old People Think About Gay Sex”

At first I didn’t understand why there weren’t any comments on this, but by the end of the video I kind of understood.

haha oh man this was actually really adorable, i laughed

I don’t think I have laughed harder in my life.

WANNA KNOW WHAT THE F STANDS FOR

im laughing so hard jesus christ

fictionaladyfeels:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

#i’m not saying its aliens #but

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

faun-songs:

livinglutenfreee:

runningislife:

“DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS!!”

Reverse Gender Stereotypes at the Gym

this is the best thing i have ever seen. 

yes