phyte:

beep beep small troll child on the loose

wildparsnip:

vris<3<kat request. a very good ship indeed

hermesnitram:

lizardlicks:

pluspluspangolin:

roachpatrol:

lizardlicks:

Happy birthday asshole.  You deserve it.

this is like a pale version of those pictures where someone’s blowing like fifty floating dicks and I love it

I found this tagged as #comfort bukkake and would like that to be noted as a truly excellent turn of phrase

I have clearly not been keeping up enough on the tags because I hadn’t seen this.  It is indeed truly excellent, and I motion for it to be the official name of this type of scene.

zabsofnightvale:

friendly reminder that this actually happened

pukind:

All three crab puffs. 

Delicious~

miraculoustang:

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more one sided <> davekat

toastyhat:

This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season’s equinox, is the day of this young troll’s larval awakening, also known as his wriggling day. 

dacadaca:

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU’RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT.

Ain't no one