broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

ghostcattgirl:

WHAT IF I JUST

ghostcattgirl:

WHAT IF I JUST

smeds-fandom-obsessions:

It rubs the lotion on its skin

smeds-fandom-obsessions:

It rubs the lotion on its skin

dean-winchester-has-no-friends:

i think i’ve just found the best playlist on spotify

dean-winchester-has-no-friends:

i think i’ve just found the best playlist on spotify

allmonds:

I DONT GET IT WHATS FUNNY

allmonds:

I DONT GET IT WHATS FUNNY

(Source: memewhore)

askswedishfish:

crying

(Source: subliminalsarcasm)

tastefullyoffensive:

Crab race. [1111comics]

tastefullyoffensive:

Crab race. [1111comics]

demigodsstolethetardis:

marvelous-gallifrey:

2late2begin:

It’s the greatest night of that pizza delivery mans life

Just in case people don’t know - that’s Andy. Ellen always dresses him up in ridiculous costumes and gets him to do ridiculous things on her show all the time. Although Andy was probably still super excited. 

ACTUALLY THAT’S NOT ANDY, I read an article about the planning for the oscars. And it included how ellen warned a few stars about how she’d go into the audience and talk to them (though they had no clue what would happen exactly). And It also mentioned that she talked to the people in charge of the oscars and she told them that she wanted to have pizza delivered and they wanted to put a security guard in the uniform but she refused saying it had to be a actually delivery guy. And they told her he’d have to go through a background check and she said “Fine, but he can’t have a clue what’s going on, I want him to have no idea that he’s delivering to the academy awards.”
TL;DR
That’s an actually pizza delivery boy

(Source: prettylittletmi)

kawaii-uwu:

cosplaybro01:

nerual-noskcaj:

megustamemes:

Surprise date! [video]

That’s not even a prank. It’s too cute to be a prank.

i already ship it

same

kawaii-uwu:

cosplaybro01:

nerual-noskcaj:

megustamemes:

Surprise date! [video]

That’s not even a prank. It’s too cute to be a prank.

i already ship it

same

sevenstoreyfall:

droptobass:

russellmiller:


Met a homeless guy. Gave him a meal and place to sleep. In return he gave me A FUCKING SWORD. - Imgur

They say eBay has the best deals for weapons. Bullshit. Homeless Black Market is the way to go.

dude i think you live in a video game or something

Quest Completed

sevenstoreyfall:

droptobass:

russellmiller:

Met a homeless guy. Gave him a meal and place to sleep. In return he gave me A FUCKING SWORD. - Imgur

They say eBay has the best deals for weapons. Bullshit. Homeless Black Market is the way to go.

dude i think you live in a video game or something

Quest Completed